nervous laughter

i can bash this marxist, communist, muslim, kenyan-born, pseudo-terrorist we call "president" all i want, but at the end of the day he will still be my president. and with that i, as a citizen, still need this guy to do some good things. i wont go as far as to say i hope im wrong about him, but i at least hope he gets pressured into making some decisions that are truly good for this country. at this point all i can hope for is that obama feels he can not vote pro-muslim every time for fear of not making everyone happy, so he'll be forced to do something that would prove his fairness and balance. but even that is a pipe-dream now. its amazing to think about how much support he really has. he is a very polarizing figure. it seems 90% of this g-d forsaken country wants to suck his presidential penis, but the rest, quietly or some not so quietly, wish him harm in some form or another. that massive percentage includes aces like the media and celebrities. he is essentialy in a do-no-wrong situation. i mean, what more can one ask for than susan sarandon walking around l.a. in a tiny, form-fitting "obama is the messiah" t-shirt. or keith olbermann slobbering over a genious remark obama made about how he will save under-fed cats. obamanation is bojangling (a shout-out to my boy jason whitlock) about how this guy is the second coming of jfk or fdr. one guy even told me he thinks obama is the black tom brady. whoa. lets just hope there is a bill belichik somewhere in this administration.

The beggining of the end

oh my lord, they drank the kool-aid. earlier this month on nov 4th, America, the greatest nation of all the nations, elected to elect barack hussein obama. black, white, old, young, smart, stupid(but mostly stupid), christian, non-christian, poor, rich, and everything in between got off their fat lazy asses and went out and voted. you got to give this country credit, at least they joined together for something. at least they made a collective decision on an issue they felt was important and went ahead and did something about it. the problem is that the decision that was made, may not have been, from my humble perspective, the brightest decision that could have made. oh shit, who am i kidding. this was the worst fucking decision since noah forgot to install the toilet. this country proved to the world what they've been thinking all along. we are the stupidest, most arrogant, liberal, blind country ever (maybe not ever, there's still france) . i mean seriously, we now look like a giant turd. when looking at a globe, people say "oh thats so cool, there is a country that looks like a giant, warm piece of turd that possibly could have been released from canada". forget the fact that hes black, or that hes like 29, or that hes liberal-minded, for a sec. the simple fact that there is no one the two major parties could have offered the people of this country to save their asses, that was better or more qualified than obama, speaks volumes as to what state this countries politics is in. yes mccain had his flaws too. to me its a game, its a phenomenon, its fun. what i mean is that, the people of this country got fooled into thinking that were ready for something different, something new, something that would be....well , fun. did bush screw up so badly that he has de-credited 200 years of old white men running the show, and that now we think to ourselves we definitely need a black dude because" im not sure the experienced old white guy can do it anymore"?

hey man, i love this country and i hope for it's own sake he does well, but there is so many things that scream: THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!! small things like his association with a hate-mongering, america-bashing, reverse-racist church and reverend. namely mr. jeremiah wright. its absurd to think that even ten years ago this would have been a major issue on the forefront of voter minds. but nowadays people just choose to ignore things bec they see "hope" and "change". they get caught up in the "fun". people brush it aside thinking it cant be true if i ignore it. "i mean, how could it be true?, he's so handsome" is a quote i heard from one liberal. these are the voters that changed the future of the world. these are the fat, lazy, culty, easily-intimidated, easily-manipulated, easily-convinced, ignorant tools who have forever altered the upcoming years of this once beautiful country. thats enough for today, im getting nauseus. ill be back right after i throw up.