nervous laughter

i can bash this marxist, communist, muslim, kenyan-born, pseudo-terrorist we call "president" all i want, but at the end of the day he will still be my president. and with that i, as a citizen, still need this guy to do some good things. i wont go as far as to say i hope im wrong about him, but i at least hope he gets pressured into making some decisions that are truly good for this country. at this point all i can hope for is that obama feels he can not vote pro-muslim every time for fear of not making everyone happy, so he'll be forced to do something that would prove his fairness and balance. but even that is a pipe-dream now. its amazing to think about how much support he really has. he is a very polarizing figure. it seems 90% of this g-d forsaken country wants to suck his presidential penis, but the rest, quietly or some not so quietly, wish him harm in some form or another. that massive percentage includes aces like the media and celebrities. he is essentialy in a do-no-wrong situation. i mean, what more can one ask for than susan sarandon walking around l.a. in a tiny, form-fitting "obama is the messiah" t-shirt. or keith olbermann slobbering over a genious remark obama made about how he will save under-fed cats. obamanation is bojangling (a shout-out to my boy jason whitlock) about how this guy is the second coming of jfk or fdr. one guy even told me he thinks obama is the black tom brady. whoa. lets just hope there is a bill belichik somewhere in this administration.